The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton

A Parody

by John Moe

The explosive secret e-mails Hillary Clinton doesn’t want you to read
(Or maybe she does…She’s crafty like that.)
 
Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted thousands of e-mails from her ultra-secret personal e-mail address while Secretary of State? Thousands of e-mails, she claimed, about her daughter’s wedding? Well, people aren’t buying it: “Hiding the truth” says The New York Post. “Conspiracy or incompetence?” asks Al-Jazeera. “Hillary Clinton Don’t Give a Sh*t” claims Wonkette. Clearly, these e-mails need to be released immediately.
  
Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost messages have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we’ll get a look inside HRC’s well-coiffed head, reading intimate conversations with family (Bill, Chelsea), friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) alike. We’ll also learn essential details about her private life, from her pop-culture obsessions to her thoughts on yoga, baking cookies, "Scandal," and much more.
 
Make no mistake—this is a book of critical national importance. Following her journey from mother-of-the-bride to commandress-in-chief, we’ll see how HRC handles the most challenging situations she might face in the White House, including how to respond to people who "reply all" to e-mails and how to wrangle pantsuit retailers as they compete, with increasing desperation, for her attention. Along the way, we will finally get the portrait we need—the one our country deserves—of the woman we may soon call "Madam President."
 



Recent Reviews

Ok

Lynn Nelthropp

3 Stars

I found the book to be predictable, yet still a bit fun to read. I wasn't expecting anything monumental, but it was still decent. It's definitely a silly read if you have nothing better to read.

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Humorous

H. Marshall

4 Stars

The Deleted…

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The Deleted E-mails of Hillary Clinton (Parody)

deb stanhope

3.5 Stars

Read this book only if you have a sense of humor.  This is a fun, entertaining and short read containing e-mails that we thought Hillary deleted......... little did we know that there was much more deleted then the media tells…

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The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton

Shaun Klee

3.5 Stars

The Deleted E-mails of Hillary Clinton: A Parody provides a humorous speculation of what actually when through…

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Absolutely Hilarious

Bailey Riddle

4 Stars

I wasn't too impressed with the selection of books to choose from this time, so I randomly chose to get this book, and boy am I happy I did. The humor in this book is just too funny, and is spot on with the things that are happening in…

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